If you plan to fail you fail to plan to fail to plan

Day One - Tues April 14

Here's my action plan.

No action.

I'm not into exercising yet. At all. Walking is a maybe. I walked 15mins to the internet instead of driving. What a champion.

The adult man can consume about 2000 calories a day. That's 10 cans of coke or like a McD's meal with small change.

But apparently I can consume - thanks to my hungry hungry fat layers - more like 3000. Well that's what http://www.health-and-fitness-coach.com/ says anyway.

This website reckons the same - http://walking.about.com/cs/calories/l/blcalcalc.htm - that I need to consume 2850cals a day to maintain my weight.

How can I not be losing weight already! That's so many!

So here's my plan - completely unfounded and unresearched - I will attempt to limit my calories to 1400 a day. That's half what I need to stay a fatty.

So far today (11:30AM) I've had an apple and a glass of water. Which is a bad idea goes i feel weak as a baby. My face is hovering 5cm from the keyboard, I'm about to pass out. So i think I'll rethink the breakfast plan. Maybe some weetbix or something.

Anyway that's the plan, I'm too weak from the apple to write more. But stay tuned - I'll be posting my first weigh in tomorrow! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO PUBLIC EMBARRASSMENT YEH!