How many times have I attempted to lose weight? Well... if you include all those times where i choose the cheeseburger over the quarter pounder then plenty.
I went to the gym a lot earlier this year too. But now I've moved to the otherside of town that one hour drive just bums me out. Which sucks because I was actually getting my fitness up to a decent standard, but now that I've stopped I get exhausted doing things like putting my socks on and avoiding puddles.
But I'm serious again about losing weight. It all begun when I started caring for a six-year-old boy on Sunday nights. This kid just loves The Biggest Loser. I try and make him watch other shows but he chucks mean, violent tantrums.
Anyway, at first the show makes you feel good about yourself - because everyone is ridiculously fat and humourously incapable of things like walking and not eating. But now those same 'two whoppers away from needing sponge baths' fatties are, like, thinner than me and shit.
It's depressing when a six-year-old boy tells you you should go on biggest loser.
Which brings me here - a public forum that will hopefully be motiviation for myself to stick to the task and avoid the embarrassment of having to blog all my failures here in the public domain.
So here goes it - lose weight time. I'll be updating the blog once a week with weight loss/gain announcements, plus probably during the week as I moan either about how depressing vegetables are or falling off the wagon is.
Wish me luck bitches!
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